Adv. Dr Puneet Agrawal
Have you seen men on the ramp? "Yes many times". But wearing bikinis. "No never". These answers are quite obvious as men have much to hide and exposure is not a manly thing. Then what is manly? Simple, to take pains and learn not to cry!
The irony, paradox, or a dilemma, no nothing from these, it is a stark reality that men must not expose any wound of theirs for it is a feline act. As a male commodity, the permission is given to fag and gag but never tag yourself as a human breathing when there are lady lungs inhaling much of liquid Oxygen that impartially flows under armpits of every civilized organism.
"I am odorless when as I am in a public show, including my armpit.", believes every man. Don't you do as well as being a man? Armpit, yes the same place that is found adjacent to the breasts. Men don't have breasts but they do suffer from breast cancer. It is difficult to believe because theirs have no lingerie connection, but they need to be covered as well, unlike any other emotion that equally exists behind those breasts but is taught to avoid exposure. Why? Simply because men are men!
Leave apart the internalized pains, let's be little physical here. The medical fraternity has established that men feel more pain after surgeries than women. Indian men, no no, it is a phenomenon with men all over the world. The Euroanaesthesia research established pain experience in gender differences where men scored more. Not a sexist comment but men are superior in this regard as well. So they can be a better commodity then women.
Men are indeed a commodity, they can't comfort surrogacy but they have to be productive. They cannot breastfeed but have to arrange fodder perpetually. They can't be sold but bear transactions where every existence of a man can be put to stake. I remember that old Bollywood song Dulha Bikta Hai by Gauhar Kanpuri, which was nothing but a foretelling of a future of men where will lie an agenda of new business that will enslave the hairy population of the world. Earlier the song was a mere balance of convenience to give the free version of an anti-virus, the taster of women oppression, that in the new millennium will become a spyware in itself, the agenda of using men perpetually.
Strangely, modern women love to be called a sex commodity, for that relates to their natural ability and make. But do men enjoy the same way? I guess they do not because firstly they have no related material to be put on sale or display nor the free will to do so. All is so well arranged by the society. A man is so viciously committed to one home, one ideal, as one commodity.
Whatever may be preached, but it is noteworthy that commodity is a nebulous word. Commerce is not what can be the father of it when a "soft commodity", the man, is taken into consideration. It is not the “human commodification” that is to be understood as a meaning but rather a livestock. This livestock is again not for animal husbandry because a man shares the term husband, hence this exclusively means a lovelock or precisely a lovestock-- Keep it, stock it, rear it and use it. Congratulations, I have diversified the meaning of the word commodity and the social scientists can find greener grass to graze upon.
People believe that it is a common idea to talk against women because male chauvinism is widespread and women are historically oppressed. I guess it is a fact because Gynocentricism can be a myth but Hypergamy is indeed a truth, and man anyhow needs to maintain his hypergamous status till alive. Androcentric views are insulting in the liberal markets where men are not seen as a commodity but rather an item that is distributed at free will of the society and strangely this all emanates from the exceptional ability of a man to be flexibly used.
Here I am reminded of the works of Karl Marx, who seems to have totally wasted his skills in enriching the world about abilities of men, and the rule of demand and supply. Once a machine itself becomes a commodity it is destined to be so, work hard and die young, none cares. Male powerlessness has given rise to a need for studies to be made on the Male Responsibility Quotient and the variables and parameters to be used must include disposability, endurance, impuissance, and vulnerability. The results then should be studied with respect to the nature of salability and the units of resistant to pain. Man will be a perfect subject of research, as he has universally developed a potential to balance between survival and fulfillment.
I am sure all this will provide quantified results where a man can officially be declared to be sold. I am waiting to see Amazon putting a "shop by category" where there will be choices to get men with all qualities based on the responsibility quotient and a "do not complain" fantastic male commodity with full marital compatibility. (Read it carefully it is not martial it is marital !) And yes with the bonus offer, "buy one get one free", not for adultery but as after sales service, a matter of replaceable guarantee in case dispute arises. After all material world has little need for emotions and ethics, but more of a perpetual source of pleasure, comfort, money, and germs.
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